Save your bum!

Fellow sore saddlers, here it is the item you have all been waiting for, the "Bumulator". Yes folks you may not know it yet but this could become your best friend in the weeks to follow. I promise you I have tried all sorts of saddles, padded shorts, underwear and gel covers but this is the only thing that actually works. This will be my fourth "Pedal to Paris". On the first two I had severe, well lets just call it blistering but the last time I went I made myself one of these, I didn't use it in training much or for the first day of P2P, mainly because I thought people would laugh, but for the last 3 days I did and there was no soreness or blistering at all, and everyone wanted one by the end of the ride.
Sally already has one and can vouch for it's effectiveness.
The cost will be £20 each,they come in 2 sizes medium and large, I have bought enough materials to make 10 of these for now, so roll up and put in your order, after deducting the cost of materials the remainder of the money will go into the sponsorship pot.